Mickey Mouse is speaking to his solicitor," Now Mr Mouse you want to divorce your wife Minnie Mouse because she has bad teeth"

Mickey replies "that's not what I mean by she is F**K**G Goofy".

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his  girlfriend?

Wiped his arse.
 

A man goes to the Doctors wearing nothing but Clingfilm as under pants, the Dr says "I can clearly see your nuts".

Why do farts smell so bad ?

so that Deaf people know when someone farted.

What did the Elephant say to the naked man

" How do you breath through that"

When is a pixie not a pixie?
When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then  he's a goblin'.
 

Why did the baker have smelly hands ?

because he kneaded a Sh~te !

A man went up the road the other day, he had hair on just one side of his head.     What side?

The outside !